Nanna Maggie's Under the Bed Monsters

 

This is a toy with a mission. This toy's mission is to scare off night things hiding in the closet, things hiding under the bed, things just outside the window, nightmares and all things that go bump in the night. You must tell your child about his new toy's mission to make all the scary stuff stauy away at night. To understand the toy's mission is quite like understanding about Santa Clause: Your parents and the big kids told you about Santa and his mission.

This toy finds it's own food; especially likes to eat socks and now you only have one striped sock instead of a pair. Maybe the homework or the TV schedule got eaten, or the two lost pieces of that 250 piece puzzle. It's appetite is eclectic, perhaps inconvenient.

Some care is needed for your new monster. This toy eats dust bunnies, and sometimes he is surrounded by them. You should remove all of the dust bunnies, but you must remove the dust bunnies from around the nose: you wouldn't want your under-the-bed monster to start sneezing just when it needs to scare things off,

~ Nanna Maggie

 

Rowan as a young man with his dad